one time I was really high and took a hot bath and I closed my eyes and imagined myself as a noodle floating in hot soup
I love tags it’s like muttering under your breath on the internet
*watches infomercial for 17 minutes before realizing its not a regular commercial*
There’s a drunk guy outside singing What Makes You Beautiful to a tree. So I opened my window and played the actual song and he just got so happy. He looked at the sky and yelled, “You’re beautiful too, Jesus.”
(Source: wtfstyls)
